Throw that liquor under lock and key!
There are few things as aggravating as realizing someone got in to your good stuff while you weren’t around. Take some precautionary measures and add a layer of security to those spiritual libations!
It’s not Fort Knox or anything. A decent hacksaw could get an overly determined person into the bottle but it’s enough to keep most sane people out of that delicious Islay single malt and it’s probably more than what you’re already doing (a.k.a. nothing) to protect the hooch.
Especially with all the sketchy people – *cough* family *cough* – who’ll be in the home over the holidays, it’s a good idea to make sure the only people drinking the house’s finest are doing so at the invitation of the house.
Stay safe out there, drunkMall shoppers.
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