Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…
EXCLUSIVE: Disturbing and Creepy Works of Art for Sophisticated People
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Starry Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow Cover
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Adjustable Measuring Cup
Everyone has that one drawer in their kitchen that's way too full of way too many cooking tools, like wooden spoons, egg whisks, food tongs and every measuring spoon/cup on the face of the planet except for the one you…
Penishand Oil Painting
Congratulations, you've just won the awareness of this painting's existence! Wait, wait - that's not all. Unlike all those masterpieces on display in art museums around the world, this painting is currently available for purchase and can be acquired at a…
Tickle Massage Gloves
Psst, hey you... Yeah, you! Have you ever been... tickled? No, not like when you were a kid. Now, as an adult, in a sensual way... Tickling - it's the hot new thing! You may not read about it in the…
Automatic Jar Opener
Give your hands a break and let the robots open those tightly sealed jars! Listen, nobody's saying you can't get the jar open on your own. We don't doubt anyone's strength or creativity when it comes to opening a stuck…
Back to the Future Rug
Heavy! Fans of Back to the Future (or '80s American kitsch in general) are freaking out over this rug right now. This rug is everything right now. It doesn't take a mad scientist traveling through time to tell you that it…
Comfort Eating with Nick Cave
Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Hillary Clinton seems to be on everyone's shit list in 2016, so it was really only a matter of time before someone went and put her face on toilet paper. That time is now! We try to stay out of…
Wooden Spoon Rest
Keep it clean in the kitchen with a classy little spoon rest! Cooking at home is actually fun but a lot of people don't do it because it just feels like making a big mess that has to be dealt…
Rude Dude Wine Holder
It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try! When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck…