Lipstick Vibrator

The descriptions of these things always use the word “discreet.”

Like, are you sure?

Shouldn’t “discreet” last longer than a few seconds after someone looking , “Oh, what’s this?” If you want to see discreet, check out this hidden TV wall-mount. That’s discreet.

Don’t get it wrong, vibrators are great! And we do like this vibrator because it looks like a tube of lipstick. That’s cute. And, yeah, it’s definitely more discreet than a Hitachi magic wand. But that’s like saying something is more discreet than an industrial floor buffer. Or a zamboni.

Let’s call it “travel-friendly.” Anyone looking for a travel-friendly vibrator, we’ve got you covered.

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