No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…
Alright, let's not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something. We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world. Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers…
Powered by the sorcery of magnetism, this picture frame holds your cherished memories (even if it's just a photo of that really good sandwich you made that one time) suspended in air! No hidden wires necessary, baby! Don't believe it?…
Capture all the action from the POV of the person in the middle of it: you! These sunglasses have a camera built in right between the eyes. Load it up with a memory card, start recording and then do whatever…
This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…
Play classic video games the way they were built to be played! The controller for the Nintendo 64 gaming system was pretty controversial when it was released in America. Some people hated it and some people loved it but anyone…
First off, we gotta let you know that this clock is extremely limited edition, so not everyone will be able to own one. Sorry. That's just the way it is... The clock is made from an old CD that features…
Stop taking land coolers where they don't belong! Duct taping a regular cooler to a pool float for your next river party may seem like a genius idea but when you're watching all the beer sink into the murky depths... Well, they…
Sushi, the final frontier! This kit has everything you need to enjoy sushi except the food. "But drunkMall, that's just a wooden sushi plank with the U.S.S. Enterprise on it." Look closer! Those blue warp beams are really chop sticks!…
It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…
We need more technological clothing like this. At least until we're all walking around with android body implants and stuff, which could take another 100 years, it only makes sense to use the resources currently at our disposal. And it doesn't…
David Bowie was one of the most awesome, inspiring and influential human beings to ever exist in this universe or any other. Show your love for the Starman with this classic David Bowie t-shirt design. Featuring an image of Bowie…