Literary Party Game
Papercuts is a party game for that person who thinks Cards Against Humanity is for uneducated morons but part of that person wishes they were an uneducated moron so they could have fun like everyone seems to be doing. You don't…
Unicorn Backpack
Dillema: you need to look out-of-this-world fabulous tonight but you also need to transport some (but not very many) items on or near your person. Solution: a small backpack with an attached unicorn head! This is the real life. This…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
Float around the pool on a floaty that looks like a giant ice cream sandwich! This is the closest you'll ever be able to get to living that super weird dream of floating around on a real ice cream sandwich!…
Pet Pouch Hoodies
It's time for the human species to admit that we got screwed over. Mammalians are clearly the best class of vertebrates, so we came very close to perfection. We took a wrong turn on the way through the Pouches Department…
Slab-Style Ice Cream Maker
Make your own ice cream at home in the style of marble slab creameries with this special pan! With a "fast freeze" surface, the conveniently sized pan holds a very low temperature from being frozen long enough for you to…
100 Dollar Bill Towel
It's all about the Benjamins, baby! Rest your booty like a true G on this beach towel. While it may be illegal to deface US money, it's not illegal to "deface" novelty products that look like US money. That's sweet…
EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear
Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them. drunkMall is all about taking it to…
Sea Pinup Bowler Purse
Who could wait to get their tentacles on this purse?! This style of bag is called a bowler but it's way too cute for carrying around bowling balls! With an nautical theme of grasping octopus arms, the aqua color of…
Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt
Travel to new galaxies of deliciousness with a hand from your favorite Vulcan! "Live Long and Prosper" is pretty vague advice, as is all the best advice. You can make it mean whatever you want really. Because what's "prosper" after…
Pot Leaf Bodysuit
Elevate your loungewear game with a tree-friendly bodysuit! The legalization movement is rolling full steam ahead. Even if your name isn't Mary Jane, you can climb on board the hype train while at yoga class or just being lazy around…
GIVEAWAY: Wine for Cats
Maybe the reason cats are so famously rude is that they've been waiting for the stupid creatures with the opposable thumbs (humans, us) to finally get around to creating a felino vino worthy of their consumption! You're out of your…
Giant Unicorn Pool Float
Stand out in the pool like the mythical creature you are with a unicorn float! Wait, did we say unicorn float? We meant GIANT unicorn float! This thing is huge! Measuring 8 feet long, you might think you need someone…