Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook

Oh, boy, here we go again…

You know how they say not to judge a book by its cover? That’s bad advice.

What does the cover of this book make it look like to you? If you said it looks like a book full of recipes for cocktails that use human cum as an ingredient, congratulations on being smarter than the person who came up with the saying, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.”

We already posted the author’s other baby batter manifesto, a cookbook for food containing, you guessed it, loads. We didn’t get much written for a description on that one, though, so we’d say we’ve grown a lot since then.

Either that or running this website is destroying our minds. Anyway, you knew if you were going to buy this book or not as soon as you saw the photo, so go get it if you want to try to make someone puke during this year’s Dirty Santa session.

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