EXCLUSIVE: Gifts for Your Inner Villain
There's a small part in all of us that hopes the best villains will win. Not all villains - only the best ones. And it's not like if we really lived in Gotham or Sherlock's London we'd actually be hoping…
Flux Capacitor Car Charger
It won't let you travel back in time to before you accidentally sent those dirty pictures to your boss, but the flux capacitor will totally charge your phone or whatever else you have that powers by USB while you drive straight…
NES Controller to USB
It's tragic but Nintendo hasn't manufactured the original NES since 1995. At best, your official NES and accessories are 20 years old and that's a scary thought for those of us still addicted to those classic games. Every time we have…
Spicy Salt and Vinegar Popcorn
This is the kind of thing that makes you wish they could use those tubes from a bank drive-thru to instantly blast food you buy online straight into your house. Pyro Pop's simple motto is "Unapologetically Spicy" because every batch…
Real Bullet Shot Glass
It's called a SHOT glass for a reason, folks! Toss back a slug of the hard stuff with a bit more firing power, drinking from a shot glass with a real bullet embedded in the side. Handmade in the USA by BenShot,…
Hand of the King Bottle Opener by AleHorn
What is hyped may never die! The upcoming season of Game of Thrones may be the most anticipated television event ever. People on the Internet are dissecting every trailer, frame-by-frame (this is not an exaggeration), trying to figure out where the storylines…
The Beer Belly Hidden Flask
Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…
Creepy Burger King Mask
Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…
EXCLUSIVE: Prankster’s Paradise
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
Game of Thrones Monopoly
Looking for something to do while waiting for the new season of Game of Thrones to start? News Flash: you're gonna need something to do after it starts, too, because that weekly wait between episodes is just as bad, brothers…
Condiment Guns
Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…
The Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine
Do you have any idea how to cook a chicken on the engine of your car? No. You do not. Because they don't teach that in three-years-worth-of-canned-food-and-water-in-your-underground-bomb-shelter school. Not even those people who pretend like they believe a zombie apocalypse…