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American Flag Cornhole Bags

American Flag Cornhole Bags

Summer is coming on fast! It's the season of backyard cookouts - with the grill going all day, cold beers getting crushed and casual (low effort) games of sport - but it's also the season of patriotism. You've got Independence…

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Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer Shirt

Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer Shirt

Ted Cruz has (finally) dropped out of the race to become the Republican nominee for President. That means most of the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" swag available online is likely to become limited edition in the very near…

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LED Cocktail Cups

LED Cocktail Cups

Add a touch of electric color to your next cocktail party with LED light cocktail cups! The cups are tall and slender, like the glasses found in trendy cocktail lounges, except these are made from hard plastic because we don't…

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Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook

Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook

Carnivores, this one's for you, too! Thug Kitchen is the #1 NYT Bestseller cookbook that's been lighting up kitchens across the world with vegan food that actually tastes amazing... (Yeah, yeah. We know you've convinced yourselves that your local vegan…

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DIY Rubber Band Gadgets Book

DIY Rubber Band Gadgets Book

You'd be amazed at the things you can build using the stuff in your junk drawer. Nobody's saying you can ward off a home invasion with shoestring and paper clips. This isn't MacGuyver. But, you know, a functional rubber band…

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Sonic Beer Head Enhancer

Sonic Beer Head Enhancer

Beer on tap is very different from beer served at home from a can or a bottle. Breweries of famous draft beers, like Guinness, Boddingtons and Murphy's, have found ways to bring a draft-like head to beers served from specially designed cans by…

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DARE Fanny Pack

DARE Fanny Pack

It's just crazy enough to work... Think about it. If you had something fun or valuable to hide, where would the best place to hide it be? That's right - the most uncool place imaginable - a blue and yellow D.A.R.E.…

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Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster

Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster

Inspiration. It's the fuel in our metaphysical gas tanks, as important to our drive and focus as food and water (and whiskey and beer) are to our bodies. Now look at this poster of a young Nicolas Cage. He's totally…

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SUV Air Mattress

SUV Air Mattress

You know what this is for! Hell, we almost filed this post under the SEX category... But, yeah. If the only reason you're going "camping" is so you can get some alone time with that special someone, you don't have…

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Beer Briefcase

Beer Briefcase

Next time you want to quit your cushy corporate gig, ask yourself, "What would Dr. Gonzo do?" We're great friends with the good doctor and we're pretty sure he'd act like everything was as peachy keen as the American Dream…

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Gone Squatchin Shirt

Gone Squatchin Shirt

Listen, there's no way all the people who pretend to think Bigfoot is real actually believe that Bigfoot is real. They probably just really, really like camping. Like, they probably want to be camping so much that other people think…

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Phone-Powered Fan

Phone-Powered Fan

If you go to a music festival, there's a super easy way to spot the people you want to be your new friends: look for the person or persons using their phone non-stop, like they couldn't care less how long…

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