Kinky Cookies Recipe Book

Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing?

Why is “kinky cookies” so fun to say?

Try it out – kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies….

Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies that are apparently real kinky and, according to the title, best baked and eaten while naked. Yeah, gonna have to disagree with the author on that one. There’s almost never a good time to be naked in the kitchen. For one thing, that’s where almost all of the sharpest things in your house are. For another thing, that’s where people eat! Get your naked ass off the counter, weirdo!

Kinky Cookies… is written by Mistress Olivia, presumably a dominatrix, from Orlando, Florida. So if you went to Orlando and weren’t into all the kid stuff at the theme parks, maybe you should head back and see if bondage and domination is more your thing. Good little slaves might even get a cookie…

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