DARE Fanny Pack

It’s just crazy enough to work…

Think about it. If you had something fun or valuable to hide, where would the best place to hide it be? That’s right – the most uncool place imaginable – a blue and yellow D.A.R.E. fanny pack!

In case DARE isn’t a thing anymore, back in The ’80s & ’90s we had this thing called Drug Abuse Resistance Education where cops would come by our schools, tell us all about drugs and get us kids to pledge we’d never, ever do drugs: “Just Say No!”

Ask the next 35 year-old person you see doing drugs if they took that pledge and chances are good they’ll remember that they did. Because the thing about D.A.R.E. is that having cops come and tell us all about drugs was way more exciting and interesting than school, so it sunk in deep. When a lot of us smoked weed a few years later and didn’t die or become junkies right away, well, you know what happened…

So now the problem is that the lameness of D.A.R.E. (and fanny packs) is so extreme that this product is now ironically trendy again! Maybe not the best hiding spot, after all.

[Struggling to keep up with current trends? We recommend drunkMall’s Greetings, Fellow Youths gift guide – it’s so on fleek!]

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