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Salt Shooting Bug Gun

Salt Shooting Bug Gun

Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…

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Bullet Casing Push Pins

Bullet Casing Push Pins

Like a bullet to the brain. That's what it feels like when a forgotten thought comes rocketing back from the abyss after it's too late. Get yourself a corkboard and use these bullet casing push pins to tack up those…

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Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie

This tie is pork-tacular! Get your one-liners ready because this bacon tie is a one way ticket to Dad-town and all return flights have been cancelled! The bacon on this tie looks so real, you may be surprised when it…

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Mad Men Cookbook

Mad Men Cookbook

Dine (and drink) like Madison Ave. executives of The 1960s with the recipes found in this "unofficial and unauthorized" Mad Men Cookbook! Now, one could be forgiven for saying, "Food? I remember everyone on that show doing a whole hell…

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Golden Tee Home Version

Golden Tee Home Version

Bring home the fun of Golden Tee arcade games with this awesome standalone gaming unit! With the same "roll ball" technology and button controls used on the arcade cabinets, the home unit hooks up directly to the television via A/V…

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Cthulhu Car Emblem

Cthulhu Car Emblem

Feeling unrepresented in the tailgate emblem conversation? Christians have their Jesus fish. Scientists have the fish with legs on it (because evolution). And then both of those groups have versions of the fish making fun of the other group's fish..…

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Caped Superman Socks

Caped Superman Socks

Look, down at the ground! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's a pair of awesome caped superman socks! Yes, that's exactly right! It's a pair of crew socks designed to look like the classic and iconic Superman…

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Kaiju Ghostbusters Poster

Kaiju Ghostbusters Poster

This poster is a truly rare collector's item for fans of the original Ghostbusters movie. (And who isn't a fan of that movie?) Tom Whalen designed this poster to resemble an old-school kaju film poster (think Gojira) and he's done a remarkable job. The…

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Slice Slice Baby Pizza Shirt

Slice Slice Baby Pizza Shirt

This has "new favorite t-shit" written all over it. (Not, like, literally. Literally, it has "SLICE SLICE BABY" written all over it. Like, literally that's a picture of the shirt right there. That's what's on the shirt." But look at…

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Ghost Pepper Peanuts

Ghost Pepper Peanuts

Fans of super spicy snacks, these could be the nuts you're looking for! If you like the heat, you may already recognize that logo. Da Bomb makes some of the hottest hot sauces in the game. (Seriously, if you think…

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Wasabi Candy Canes

Wasabi Candy Canes

You may be thinking, "But, drunkMall, it's nowhere near Christmas! Nobody wants to buy candy canes in the middle of May!" Oh, yeah? Well, news flash, suckers - these aren't your average candy canes! Anyone with adventurous tastebuds knows all…

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Cook Pasta in the Microwave

Cook Pasta in the Microwave

It's so wrong but it feels so right! Every person you know that watches cooking shows for more than an hour a week will probably disown you as a friend but you'll be spending the rest of your life enjoying…

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