Praise Odin! Someone has finally given metalheads a seat at the emoji table by creating this third-party iOS keyboard with over 175 brand-new emojis. You've got longhaired hessian characters, whiskey bottles, middle fingers, bloody swords. Shit, they even gave you…
Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…
This gadget makes prepping potatoes for french fries so very simple. As you can see, there's a slot for you to insert a chef's knife (not included), if you'd rather cube up some home fries. You think every fast food…
Like a bullet to the brain. That's what it feels like when a forgotten thought comes rocketing back from the abyss after it's too late. Get yourself a corkboard and use these bullet casing push pins to tack up those…
Dine (and drink) like Madison Ave. executives of The 1960s with the recipes found in this "unofficial and unauthorized" Mad Men Cookbook! Now, one could be forgiven for saying, "Food? I remember everyone on that show doing a whole hell…
Bring home the fun of Golden Tee arcade games with this awesome standalone gaming unit! With the same "roll ball" technology and button controls used on the arcade cabinets, the home unit hooks up directly to the television via A/V…
Watermelon is so good. Always a hit at outdoor gatherings, no one really needs help making the watermelon more popular at the party. This is more like a way to use the inherent popularity of watermelon to show off your…
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…
Millions of kids learned of Led Zeppelin this month, when their parents freaked out over one of their favorite bands releasing a new album that's going to be a cover of an old album by Led Zeppelin. That band? Train.…
It's so wrong but it feels so right! Every person you know that watches cooking shows for more than an hour a week will probably disown you as a friend but you'll be spending the rest of your life enjoying…
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
