Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the best thing to happen to pizza since the invention of the brick oven. Like, every pizza chain in America literally owes TMNT for the uptick in business from 90s kids demanding pizza because…
Murder is so popular right now that people are falling over themselves to find ways to associate it with their product niche. That's how you end up with a homicide-inspired cookbook. Make no mistake, this is more than a cash grab.…
It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…
Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…
Ever wanted to take a big ol' bite of some delicious looking thing you saw in a cartoon? Hey, we aren't talking about Rule 34, weirdo! We're talking about burgers - Bob's Burgers! The Belcher family in the wildly popular…
There's almost definitely something wrong with you if the show Hannibal makes you hungry. On the other hand, the show does have a subtle sense of dark humor running through it and the idea of a cookbook based on recipes the…
Usually when people talk about fast food, they aren't talking about how many miles per hour it was traveling on its way to being cooked! Just in time for those Thanksgiving and Christmas road trips, here's a handy guide on…
Why is it sooo hard to take care of yourself when you're hungover? It would be comedic if it wasn't so downright pathetic. Everyone who read drunkMall's Hangover Survival Guide knows that one key factor to fixing the miserable way…
All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…