Present your less expensive boozes in a fancy way with this classy decanter! Handblown lab glass emblazoned with the word HOOCH in gold print. Whatever you keep in this bottle automatically looks like something that's fancy but you don't want…
Somehow there are restaurants you can go to that only serve fondue dishes. Can you believe that? It's true. Also, these restaurants are, without exception, astronomically overpriced. Many of them are so unapologetically expensive that they actually keep their menus…
Y'all are into some freaky business, you know that? But we're not here to judge. We're here to indulge you in your strangest obsessions. Today, that means bringing attention to these metal tools we found the other day. Don't worry…
The thing about having friends is that nobody's perfect and the more time you spend with another person the more thoroughly and specifically you come to understand exactly how imperfect that person is. And the thing about that is that…
Every light switch in your house is stupid. Now hang on, don't get offended! All we're saying is that your light switches are not smart. You know, like, they can't be controlled with a smartphone like how all the cool…
If there's an empty place, ya need to fill that space... Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! That's a song we made up just now about people who have jackets and backpacks with patches all over them but probably enough room…
Anyone walking around with a phone as well as any form of wallet is carrying too much stuff around. You don't have to do that anymore, people! This phone case has a wallet compartment hidden in the back of it. Flip…
Two things grow more common with age: one's propensity to wear slippers and the frequency with which one's true mind leaks from their mouth before a conscious filter can be applied. The latter act is sometimes referred to as a Freudian…
Nobody really knows when or where storm glass was invented... But in the 1800s, a sea captain by the name of Robert FitzRoy* was sailing around South America with Charles Darwin and Robert ran some experiments (or whatever) with storm…
Day #1257 of the Meme War and we see no sign of an end in sight! Stay safe out there, soldiers! The enemy is relentless. Shitposting platoons are thick. But you must remember your training and look for holes in…
These ceramic ashtrays look like an open pair of lips. And, yeah, that's a little weird because if you imagine a cigarette being ashed into an open mouth, that's pretty damn gross. But also it totally fits in with any…
Sleep is the best thing ever. It's better than sex, drugs, any form of entertainment, anything! Think about it. You can be in an airport, in a car, on a bus, surrounded by annoying people, and if you manage to…