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Colorful Campfire for Wizards

Colorful Campfire for Wizards

You don't necessarily have to be a wizard to enjoy different colored flames in your campfire. Wizards-in-training will also certainly get a kick out of it. Really, who wouldn't have a little more fun with multi-colored fire? This flame colorant is called…

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The Dirty Reposter's Bible

The Dirty Reposter’s Bible

Yeah, it looks innocent enough. And the guy who put it together probably had good intentions with his idea. But make no mistake, this e-book is the gateway to a dark path, friends. Reposting. In the not-so-distant future, the act…

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I Love Sludge Metal shirt

I Love Sludge Metal shirt

It kinda sucks that Eyehategod is one of the first bands mentioned on Wikipedia's sludge metal entry because we were going to talk about them to establish cred with the genre police... now it could look like we're full of shit…

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Doge throw pillow

Doge throw pillow

Very doge! So much drunk purchase! Today's Singles Awareness Day countdown item is an adorable shoutout to da real MVPs of unconditional love: our pets! If there was a Tinder for hanging out with cute baby animals, do you think anyone would use…

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Now Shutup About It mug

Now Shutup About It mug

Every office has that one person. Ugh. You know the one. Always making sure everyone knows how good of a job they did with the job but really all they did was their job. It's like, yeah, great job on…

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Least Hated gift card

Least Hated gift card

February 14th is coming up and none of you better sell out and switch over to celebrating V Day instead of Singles Awareness Day - that goes for office parties, too! Valentine's cards are strictly forbidden! Ok, maybe not strictly.…

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WTF: Situational Survival Guide

WTF: Situational Survival Guide

From the second we're born, this life is one WTF moment after another... WTF? is a book that claims to show us "How to Survive 101 of Life's Worst Fucking Situations" From the description, the types of situations seem to…

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Levitating Bonsai Trees

Levitating Bonsai Trees

The ancient art of bonsai receives a modern makeover with these fascinating pieces. drunkMall doesn't usually post things that are this... nice but come on! These little things are awesome! Bonsai trees are pretty difficult to keep alive, just so you know,…

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Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears

Five Pound Bag of Gummy Bears

Oh you know that's right! FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears! Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff - that good good! Now that we got that…

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X-Files Prayer Candles

X-Files Prayer Candles

There are many unsolved mysteries in this universe. Some find it best to try and not think about that. However, there are others who'll never be able to stop searching for answers to the great secrets of life. Are we alone? Are…

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Calvin and Hobbes TARDIS pillow

Calvin and Hobbes TARDIS pillow

Everybody's favorite comic strip duo made a TARDIS! Calvin and Hobbes always did tackle the deep metaphysical issues. More often than not, the answer was to be found inside a cardboard box and a liberal application of imagination. That's how…

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Fetty Wap Glock in My 'Rari decal

Fetty Wap Glock in My ‘Rari decal

If you for real have a Ferrari, hey, that's awesome. Good for you. Most of us, however, don't. But this lyric still means something to us because we've all got our own metaphorical Ferraris, yeah? And metaphorical Glocks to protect…

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