Hot Dog Yoga Pants
What is it about doing yoga that makes you want to leave the class and eat obscene amounts of the most disgusting food possible? That corpse pose at the end is supposed to be about relaxing and feeling the energy flowing and everything but really it’s more like a psychedelic vision of nachos and burritos and buffalo wings and hot dogs…
It’s like when you finally clean the house and then want to have a party. What’s the point of tidying up if you can’t enjoy it?
Squeeze your buns into these ridiculous hot dog yoga pants before you head to class next time!
The color is a sky blue, so it’s almost like all the hot dogs are floating around in junk food heaven, just waiting for all the downward dog business to be over so it can be tubed meat and mustard time!
[If you’d wear this then you MUST SEE drunkMall’s 2016 Fashion Guide for Food Lovers!]
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