Pizza Balloons

Pizza party upgrade alert!

And we’re not even talking about upgrading literal pizza parties. This is about upgrading your entire life to pizza party status.

From the moment you wake up and drag yourself into the shower, all through whatever you pretend to do at work for several hours, to when you get home and start trying to decide what you’re going to watch on TV until you fall asleep and do it all again the next day – we can categorically define this process as “your life.”

Now, see this pizza balloon?

We can categorically define this pizza balloon as “freaking awesome.”

Therefore, one can surmise that adding this “freaking awesome” pizza balloon to any phase of “your life” will result in a clear and immediate upgrade of “your life” to pizza party status!

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