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The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…

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Bottoms Up Shot Glasses

Bottoms Up Shot Glasses

The shot glass that makes sense no matter how you look at it! When right side up (and filled with booze, preferably) the lettering on the glass reads "DRINK." When upside down (having been emptied of booze), the glass reads…

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Your Mom Squats Tank Top

Your Mom Squats Tank Top

Who doesn't love a good "your mom" joke?! Tank tops designed for women to wear while exercising are kind of an entirely separate genre of humor. It's a very niche attitude they're tapping but it's valid. You've gotta put yourself in…

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Linen Bondage Rope

Linen Bondage Rope

Alright, let's not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something. We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world. Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers…

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Levitating Picture Frame

Levitating Picture Frame

Powered by the sorcery of magnetism, this picture frame holds your cherished memories (even if it's just a photo of that really good sandwich you made that one time) suspended in air! No hidden wires necessary, baby! Don't believe it?…

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Tickets to Warped Tour 2016

Tickets to Warped Tour 2016

Warped Tour! Two little words that mean many different things to many different people... Most importantly, Warped Tour is an all-ages concert festival. If it's been a while since you were under 18, it's possible that you've forgotten how miserable it…

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Sunglasses with Built-In Camcorder

Sunglasses with Built-In Camcorder

Capture all the action from the POV of the person in the middle of it: you! These sunglasses have a camera built in right between the eyes. Load it up with a memory card, start recording and then do whatever…

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Gayzilla T-Shirt

Gayzilla T-Shirt

Uh, oh! Looks like a big ol' nuclear radiation dinosaur monster is headed to a densely populated metropolis again! Only this time, it ain't comin' to breathe fire and destroy buildings. This time it's coming to shower everything in its path…

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Custom Bobblehead Dolls

Custom Bobblehead Dolls

You used to have to be pretty dang famous for anyone to make a bobblehead doll out of you but the playing field has been leveled, baby! That's right! You can turn yourself into a bobblehead doll today and it doesn't…

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Bulk-Fill Water Balloons

Bulk-Fill Water Balloons

Tired of getting massacred in water balloon fights after running out of ammo? Put an end to that noise right away! Every balloon in this bundle is connected to one hose attachment. Hook it up to any standard garden hose…

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90s Coloring Book

90s Coloring Book

It's all about that nostalgia trip when the 1990s coloring book comes out to play! Jump back to the decade of slap bracelets and pogs, flip shades and grunge, ring pops and rollerblades - you know, The 90s! If you…

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Michael Jackson Thriller Shirt

Michael Jackson Thriller Shirt

Tired of wearing the same boring shirts over and over again? Maybe it's time for a THRILLING new addition to your wardrobe! However many people clicked away from this page after reading that last sentence, it was worth it. Shoutout…

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