Milk and Cookie Shot Maker
Listen, Santa ain’t got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year.
Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to a bunch of people who never did a damn thing for him?
Santa’s a busy man, kids! He’s got places to go and chimneys to ride!
Hook up the fat man this year by laying out these sweet cookie milk shots for him. You bake the cookie batter in these shot molds, then fill them with milk to create an edible milk shot, which is just an insanely delicious mouthful of holiday cheer…
Normal people can enjoy these treats as well but it’s important that you realize how much Santa will appreciate this gesture.
(You’re welcome, dads.)
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