Trojan Condoms Dash Button
If you're using condoms, WHICH MOST OF YOU SHOULD BE DOING, then this is a must-have item. Dash buttons are a new service from Amazon for members of their (totally worth it) Amazon Prime service. Stick any of 100+ Dash…
Retro Nipple Tassels
Va-va-voom! Unless you've recently been to a burlesque show or enjoy watching risqué movies about striptease clubs of days gone by, you may have no idea what you're looking at, here. We'll assume you know what nipple pasties are because drunkMall…
Condom Cookbook
If anyone knows anything about this or can read Japanese, feel free to leave info in the comments because the existence of this cookbook is nothing but a crazy mystery on this end. Plugging the description in to Google Translate…
PVC Red Devil Mask
Save the angel act for work. In the bedroom, everyone wants a devil. Unleash your inner sinner with this PVC devil mask! Most BDSM headgear covers the whole face but the red devil leather mask laces up in the back…
Breakup Card
Know what time it is? It's about time for the inevitable demise of all those relationships thrown together real fast by people who can't stand to be alone on Valentine's Day! You've had a little over a month together and…
Kinky Cookies Recipe Book
Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing? Why is "kinky cookies" so fun to say? Try it out - kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies.... Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies…
Pink Taco Thong Panties
Hungry for a late night snack? A pink taco satisfies those midnight cravings. And if one isn't enough, feel free to pick up two (or three of four) if you can handle 'em! Pink tacos aren't for everyone but a…
Penis Tuxedo
Spruce up your dick! If there's one thing to be learned from spam emails, it's that dudes care a lot about the way their cocks look. Yeah, a lot of people think it's all just an obsession with size but…
Stress Boob
It makes sense, really. Squeezing a boob was probably one of the first things you ever did to deal with stress when you were only an infant. Now that you're older, there won't always be a boob on hand when…
Titillating Coloring Book
Coloring books are the hot new trend for adults pursuing "mindfulness" in their lives. Most of the books we've seen get talked about are pretty lame, though. Why don't they make coloring books with pictures of the things adults care…
Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts
Ssssssure to give someone quite a sssssexy ssssssurprise, these boxer shorts are knitted from a soft and warm acrylic fabric, so it isn't itchy like wool. Aside from the fact that there's a prominent snake hanging off the front (and a…