Putin on a Bear Figure
It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…
Desert Storm Trading Cards
Anyone who thinks baseball is America's pastime doesn't follow the news. War. What is it good for? You mean besides seceding from the British Empire, establishing the borders of our new country, killing each other over slavery (and some other…
Adult Fairy Tale Coloring Book
Grandma, what large breasts you have! Yeah, you've probably heard that coloring books for adults is the new thing but did you know that adult coloring books for adults is also the new thing? They get a lot more graphic than…
Shredded American Money
Hey, look. It's a picture of the U.S. Economy. Jokes! These are jokes, people! Come on, now... But seriously, folks. Haven't you ever wanted to take a bunch of money and just light on fire or destroy it or something?…
Hemp Soap on a Rope
Clean your body with good soap and good vibes, using this soap on a rope made with pure hemp seed oil. "Wait, aren't you a drunk shopping website? What's with the stoner gear?" Well, first, don't be a narc. Second,…
Pacifier with Teeth
Is this a thing? Like, are parents buying pacifiers like this and having their babies use them to freak out strangers in public or what? Because in The '80s and '90s, when everyone stated going to raves and doing first…
Office Politics Manual
A quick and easy guide to getting over in the workplace! Office politics has been around since offices have been around. And there've always been people who could play the game and ones who can't. Hell, some people don't even…
Cthulhu Car Emblem
Feeling unrepresented in the tailgate emblem conversation? Christians have their Jesus fish. Scientists have the fish with legs on it (because evolution). And then both of those groups have versions of the fish making fun of the other group's fish..…
Music Memes E-Book
Can't get enough of those music memes? This is the e-book for you! At over 200 pages, this is the ultimate collection of music memes. Featuring extremely popular memes that we've all seen and enjoyed, as well as more obscure…
Japanese Happy Horror Kitchen Towels
These little kitchen towels are so cute on first glance but look closer and you'll see there's a bit more than meets the eye. In each graphic, you've got a kitchen appliance or tool that couldn't be more happy to be…
Guacamole Tarot Beach Towel
If there was a deck of Tarot cards that just told you what food you should eat that day, wouldn't that be amazing? There isn't one. (At least, not yet. A ton of #wantrepreneurs read drunkMall though, so maybe there…
French Fry Lip Balm
It gets more difficult to justify eating french fries every year. Like, it's bad for you. Duh. Everybody gets that. But just about everything that's worth doing is "bad" for you and we do it anyway. The real problem is…