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Shredded American Money

Shredded American Money

Hey, look. It’s a picture of the U.S. Economy.

Jokes! These are jokes, people! Come on, now…

But seriously, folks. Haven’t you ever wanted to take a bunch of money and just light on fire or destroy it or something? Oh, this isn’t the 2016 Bilderberg Group meeting? Y’all aren’t even billionaires?!

Uh… Well…

Just think about how much fun it would be to have piles and piles of real shredded American money on hand!

You can play elaborate pranks on people. You can use it to fill Easter baskets. You can tell your dumb nephew you didn’t know what to buy for his birthday so you just got him some money. Anytime you send a package to someone then you can use shredded money instead of packing peanuts and they’ll think you must be way richer than you actually are…

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