Mr. Fridge Happy Face Magnets
The refrigerator may be the happiest place in every home - so put a happy face on it! If you think about it, the fridge brings so much joy into our lives... There's usually so much good stuff in the…
Unicorn Rainbow Tape Dispenser
You can't glue the broke pieces of your life back together with unicorns and rainbows but if you need to, like, tape an envelope shut or some administrative shit like that - we've got great news for you - that…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
Carbonite Han Solo Wall Decal
Here's a pretty great reminder that things could always be worse... drunkMall recommends all home furnishing decisions be made with either practicality or inspiration in mind. Whether we're talking Pink Floyd posters, a nun sucking off a unicorn horn or a…
Animal Butt Magnets
This set of magnets looks like the backsides of a bunch of different barnyard animals! You've got a sheep's butt, a rooster's tail, a pig's rump, a bull's behind, a cow's udder-ly huge hind end and a horse's ass! It's…
The Drunkard’s Walk
You've probably already figured out that life isn't a series of orderly events carrying us on a path from birth to death with every stop along the way making perfect sense. But you may be surprised to realize just how…
Skull Planter
We found this skull on Pinterest. Did you know goth girls use Pinterest? Yeah, it's crazy. We thought the only people who used Pinterest were soccer moms who drive minivans and speak with Fargo accents. Turns out Pinterest is more…
Dry Erase Clock
Time is whatever you need it to be with this post-modern clock piece. Where a traditional clock would have a face full of numbers to tell the time of day, this clock's surface is a blank slate made from dry-erase…
Obama Chia Head
Now that Obama's 8 years in office are almost up, he can finally chill out and relax a bit. You know, even let his hair grow out some if that's what he feels like doing. Can you even imagine how…
Shower Boobs
Everyone knows a shower is better when boobs are in it. Ask any woman who's showered with a lover how much attention their boobs got in the shower. Case closed. Now that we've established that, how'd you like to have a…
Wax Rope Candle
This candle has a timer built in to the design! Pretty much every candle will burn as long as you let it. Not necessarily a good thing. Houses have burned down because of it, for sure. This candle isn't like…