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Temporary Dick Tattoos

Temporary Dick Tattoos

Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago…

Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era. Remember the first time you accidentally bought the edited version of a CD you wanted? Yikes…

Anyway, temp schlong tats require zero artistic talent, can be fully applied in mere seconds and are way more difficult to remove than permanent marker. Plus they’re dicks, which is what you were going to draw on your passed out friend anyway!

Each dick is 1.5″ by 1.5″ and they come five dicks to an order. But order plenty because once one person gets a dick on their face, the game is on and you don’t want to be the person who runs out of ammo. Also make sure to get your order in way before April 1st because sales always spike around then, for some reason.

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