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Baconfest 2017

EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017

This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…

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Love Stinks

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…

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Cute Animal Sticky Notes

Cute Animal Sticky Notes

This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…

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Modern Meme Marketplace

EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace

2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…

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Batman Kissing Superman Sticker

Batman Kissing Superman Sticker

Batman vs. Superman was not a well-received movie. Critics didn't like it. Comic book fans didn't like it. Audiences didn't like it. Maybe that's because Batman and Superman fighting each other is not something people want to see. Did anyone…

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Loving It Sticker

Loving It Sticker

Ba da ba da da! What's your favorite place to eat lunch? If your standard response to that question has gotten you more than one sit-down with HR, this is the bumper sticker for you! Taking extreme liberty with parody…

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WTF Stamp

WTF Stamp

How many times have you been looking at some bullshit ass paperwork and just wanted to scrawl a huge WHAT THE FUCK over the whole thing before sending it back to the person who wrote it? Well now you can!…

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Carbonite Han Solo Wall Decal

Carbonite Han Solo Wall Decal

Here's a pretty great reminder that things could always be worse... drunkMall recommends all home furnishing decisions be made with either practicality or inspiration in mind. Whether we're talking Pink Floyd posters, a nun sucking off a unicorn horn or a…

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No Free Sex Sticker

No Free Sex Sticker

It's time for another round of Guess What the Weird Sticker Is Supposed to Mean! Seriously, where does this stuff come from and how does it make sense on any level? Say no to "free sex." What does it mean?…

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100 Assorted Stickers

100 Assorted Stickers

It's always a good idea to have some stickers on hand. Say you get a new skateboard or an old car or possibly you're opening up a brand new bar or music venue with a bathroom susceptible to graffiti. All of…

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