Automatic Card Shuffler

Holidays at drunkMall HQ means card games. Lots and lots of card games.

We can’t watch TV anymore with Grandpa getting all worked up over American Horror Story previews or Obama, so canasta it is!

Thing is, if we have to spend another Christmas watching him try and fail to wrap his arthritic fingers around two decks of cards to give them a proper shuffle, we’re gonna lose it. No bullshit. We tried strapping a cheeseburger ball gag on him last year. Didn’t work.

That’s why we’re coming prepared this year with an automatic card shuffler that can handle four decks at once!

[Find more cheat codes for existence in drunkMall’s Life Hacks for Sale gift guide!]

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