Epic Laser Light w/ Remote Control
Lasers make things better. Think about it. What did Dr. Evil want to strap to sharks’ heads to make them even more ferocious killing machines?
If you said “lasers,“ congratulations on not being a dumbass. That’s right, LASERS ARE FREAKING COOL!
This particular laser box shoots out over 200 green and red laser beams and can be controlled by remote or set to sync with music.