Troll Face hoodie

He throws on his troll face hoodie and heads to the local sports bar. When he arrives, he grabs a stool at the bar and orders a beer. He’s not here for any particular reason. Just to sit. And to know.

Know what?

He’ll know that he’s the one. The one who keeps these normies up past their bedtime because they just can’t sleep due to the blinding rage caused by someone saying the most ridiculous things on their favorite Crossfit message board.

He’s the troll.

[Of course, if this isn’t your style then you may want to see drunkMall’s Not So Ugly Christmas Sweater gift guide for some more options that are out there!]

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