Childrens Shark Sleeper
So your kid snuck back out of bed, watched a 2am airing of Jaws: The Revenge and now has a debilitating fear of sharks which becomes a whole thing every night at bedtime. It happens. What better way to pre-empt such…
1500 Ladybugs
Ladybugs! There are 100% legit reasons why someone would want to order over a thousand ladybugs. If you have a home garden (or a home "garden") then ladybugs are actually predators that will eat all sorts of other critters that…
Unicorn Horn Sharpener wall art
Unicorns are so vain and they just have to look as sharp as possible at all times. That's why when Pegasus is having a Bad Horn Day, he reaches for his trusty Unicorn Horn Sharpener to give his horn a…
Horse Sound Effects
Is that a horse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? For all those dire situations when horse sound effects are needed right then and there, it's Emergency Horse - the pocket-sized handheld device capable of…
Dictionary Dinosaur Collage
You know about ugly Christmas sweaters and you know about dinosaurs and you know about dictionaries but what do you know about Art, huh? Whatcha know about this Art game, yo?! Sit down and learn something about Art, now. Here's…
Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts
Ssssssure to give someone quite a sssssexy ssssssurprise, these boxer shorts are knitted from a soft and warm acrylic fabric, so it isn't itchy like wool. Aside from the fact that there's a prominent snake hanging off the front (and a…
Unicorn Bandages
Each box of Enchanted Unicorn Bandages contains 15 large, sterile latex strip bandages. But these aren't your everyday boo-boo bandages! Oh no! These have extra Unicorn Power* and rainbows and sparkly stars! Whether you fell off your skateboard or had…
T. Rex Pinata
Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…
Pink Flamingo Beer Bong
Do people who live in trailer parks still put fake pink flamingos in their tiny little yards? When was the last time anyone even saw a trailer park? Anyway, if you don't know, that's a thing people used to do…
EXCLUSIVE: Caturday Night Fever: For Cats and Cat Lovers Only
It's Saturday night and everybody's got the fever! Dancing Fever? No... No, that's dangerous at this level of wine intake... Cat Scratch Fever?! Mmmm... Let's not go with the thing that calls to mind serious infection and allegedly racist rockstars...…
I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry
If cats had thumbs, they would all be poets. Think about it. All that a cat does is lay around all day, get high on catnip and demand to be fed without performing any labor as repayment. Sound familiar? That's…
Thrash Metal Black Cat shirt
Cats are metal. This is known. You may remember this from such classic moments in cat t-shirt memory as the time drunkMall posted the My Cat Listens to Metal muscle tee. There is no known animal that is as metal…