Money Ball
You know that movie Moneyball? This has nothing to do with that. It's a miniature basketball with an all-over print of various US currency denominations. Why? Uh, you have any idea how much money an NBA player makes? They don't even…
Animal Butt Magnets
This set of magnets looks like the backsides of a bunch of different barnyard animals! You've got a sheep's butt, a rooster's tail, a pig's rump, a bull's behind, a cow's udder-ly huge hind end and a horse's ass! It's…
The Drunkard’s Walk
You've probably already figured out that life isn't a series of orderly events carrying us on a path from birth to death with every stop along the way making perfect sense. But you may be surprised to realize just how…
Skull Planter
We found this skull on Pinterest. Did you know goth girls use Pinterest? Yeah, it's crazy. We thought the only people who used Pinterest were soccer moms who drive minivans and speak with Fargo accents. Turns out Pinterest is more…
Dry Erase Clock
Time is whatever you need it to be with this post-modern clock piece. Where a traditional clock would have a face full of numbers to tell the time of day, this clock's surface is a blank slate made from dry-erase…
Obama Chia Head
Now that Obama's 8 years in office are almost up, he can finally chill out and relax a bit. You know, even let his hair grow out some if that's what he feels like doing. Can you even imagine how…
Bourbon Lollipops
Bourbon is so delicious that someone went and made lollipops that taste like it! Keep these suckers away from the kids, though. They're non-alcoholic but think about it - do you really want to get a child hooked on the…
Bottle Opener Kitchen Scissors
You know how it is. You're in the kitchen, slicing up some meats and it suddenly occurs to you that you've not yet had a beer. While that beer may not be a part of any recipe and it obviously…
Sea Captain Hat
Oh captain, my captain! If you want to hear these words being screamed in your bedroom then owning a captain's hat would be a step in the right direction. Hang this naval captain's cap on the bedpost and it'll always…
Wax Rope Candle
This candle has a timer built in to the design! Pretty much every candle will burn as long as you let it. Not necessarily a good thing. Houses have burned down because of it, for sure. This candle isn't like…
Katana Bookends
Knowledge is like a sharp sword. Or at least that sounds like some smart shit from some 1500 year old samurai poem. It probably is. Keep the books on your shelf orderly in a unique way with a set of…
Hip Hop Frog
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…