Giant Octopus Kite
Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…
One Hand Phone Strap
A small strap that attaches to the back of a phone to make it easy to hold with one hand? Uh, yes, please! Honestly, why don't phones ship with these installed already? Oh, because everyone's obsessed with being able to…
Tootsie Roll Pop Dresses
If we get through this post without making an oral sex joke then it will be a miracle. And, honestly, we'd probably be doing a favor to every person thinking about buying a Tootsie Pop dress by making this entire…
Clamp-On Cup Holder
The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…
Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles
You can't get much better help than this when praying for the good old American life. The money, the glory, the fun... mostly the money! Considering that Smokey and The Bandit is the single greatest road chase movie ever made,…
Rapid Drink Chiller
Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…
1966 Catwoman Poster
When people talk about Catwoman now, it's hard not to think of that Halle Berry movie. And, let's be honest, no one wants to think about that movie. But the Catwoman character has mostly been very successful and for good…
EXCLUSIVE: Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016
It can be difficult to shop for fathers. The last thing they want is another tie. Yeah, dads love dumb jokes but you'd rather get them something they'll actually like or use than another novelty gift that's only good for…
Hemp Soap on a Rope
Clean your body with good soap and good vibes, using this soap on a rope made with pure hemp seed oil. "Wait, aren't you a drunk shopping website? What's with the stoner gear?" Well, first, don't be a narc. Second,…
Iggy Pop Figurine
Iggy Pop is a force of nature. The dude has been turned up to 11 for decades at this point. Iggy is 69 years old. The Stooges are probably still the greatest hard rock band that ever existed and their…
Bullet Casing Push Pins
Like a bullet to the brain. That's what it feels like when a forgotten thought comes rocketing back from the abyss after it's too late. Get yourself a corkboard and use these bullet casing push pins to tack up those…
EXCLUSIVE: Guns o’ Fun
It's Memorial Day Weekend here in America. That means none of us have to work on Monday and this weekend will be full of backyard cookouts, campfire hangs, a whole lot of boozy parties and guns! Wait... Booze and guns?!…