Pikachu Alarm Clock
You ever accidentally sleep in and miss out on a super rare Pokemon? Ugh, it's the worst! You don't have to let it go down like that next time, though. This retro style alarm clock has two bells and a…
Unicorn Rainbow Tape Dispenser
You can't glue the broke pieces of your life back together with unicorns and rainbows but if you need to, like, tape an envelope shut or some administrative shit like that - we've got great news for you - that…
My Little Pony Hooded Poncho
It really doesn't get anymore "I don't give a shit what you think about me" than wearing a My Little Pony poncho with pink pony head hood on it! Where would you wear something like this, you ask? Uh, where wouldn't…
The Taco Cleanse
Every few years a new "cleanse" comes around and all the Pinterest mommies with baby strollers in the crowded coffee shop talk way too loudly about how OMG AMAZING they feel after doing it. It's all bullshit. You know why?…
Carbonite Han Solo Wall Decal
Here's a pretty great reminder that things could always be worse... drunkMall recommends all home furnishing decisions be made with either practicality or inspiration in mind. Whether we're talking Pink Floyd posters, a nun sucking off a unicorn horn or a…
Skull Planter
We found this skull on Pinterest. Did you know goth girls use Pinterest? Yeah, it's crazy. We thought the only people who used Pinterest were soccer moms who drive minivans and speak with Fargo accents. Turns out Pinterest is more…
Obama Chia Head
Now that Obama's 8 years in office are almost up, he can finally chill out and relax a bit. You know, even let his hair grow out some if that's what he feels like doing. Can you even imagine how…
Shower Boobs
Everyone knows a shower is better when boobs are in it. Ask any woman who's showered with a lover how much attention their boobs got in the shower. Case closed. Now that we've established that, how'd you like to have a…
Pirate Pet Costume
Aye, it's high time for all landlubber vermin mice to walk the plank, mateys! Cats already act like they're the boss of everything so go ahead make it official. Come here, Mr. Whiskers! It's time you became Captain Whiskers, the…
Hip Hop Frog
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases
Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…