Pinata Clock
The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…
Stress Relief Smacking Sack
Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…
T. Rex Pinata
Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…
Penis Pinata
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, it might be full of candy but the only way to find out is to hit it over and over with a stick. Life is also a lot like a bachelorette…
Donald Trump Pinata
Everyone who wants to take a swing get in line! Okay, whoa… We didn’t know there would be so many of you. Wow. Geez, um, okay we’re gonna have to do this like the DMV. Take a number and go…