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Bat Signal Projector

Bat Signal Projector

Holy projector light, Batman! Now you can have a Bat Signal of your very own! With an effective range of about 15 ft. and a 16 foot long power cord, this Batman "bat signal" projector light is a versatile fit…

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Pizza Umbrella

Pizza Umbrella

There's nothing some good pizza can't help, even a rainy day! It seems like every time you actually need an umbrella, there isn't one anywhere to be found. Yeah, there is probably more than one good reason for that. Umbrellas…

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Tuxedo Hoodie

Tuxedo Hoodie

The tuxedo tee shirt is classic, a total standby. You don't have to be a slave to the look, though. No need to suffer the harsh elements because you feel like rocking your retro flavor all over town... They got…

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Car Visor Sun Shade

Car Visor Sun Shade

Sun visors in cars are so annoying. Like, you would think they'd have figured out by now that sun visors are totally inadequate at effectively blocking the sun. If you're unfortunate enough to live west of your place of employment…

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Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…

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Sleeping Bag Hammock

Sleeping Bag Hammock

And in one brilliant move these folks just eliminated nearly every problem associated with sleeping in a hammock or a sleeping bag! Think about it. What sucks about sleeping in a hammock? Top of that list has to be inability…

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Fancy Bike Hanger

Fancy Bike Hanger

This is a Kickstarter project, for some reason. Like, is this not just a quality bike hanger, the type of which ought to be available in every cycling store in the world? Apparently not because not only is this a…

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Crime Scene Scarf

Crime Scene Scarf

No one can say they weren't warned when you're wearing this scarf the looks like yellow crime scene tape! There's probably some half-smart Marilyn Monroe or Jack Kerouac quote we could use here but everyone knows that crazy people are…

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Nightmare Before Christmas Cardigan

Nightmare Before Christmas Cardigan

Stay warm out there, Halloween Town! Take a classic Fair Isle style cardigan, give it The Nightmare Before Christmas treatment and you get this magnificent black and white sweater that's perfect for fall! The Nightmare Before Christmas sweater features suitable…

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Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

You ain't 'fraid of no laps, right?! Then all you need is to make sure you're dressed appropriately for the occasion! This is a Brainstorm Gear cycling jersey manufactured with cutting edge moisture wicking technology. That means when sweat comes…

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Flying Fuck

Who gives a flying fuck? Well, you can give one this Christmas if you want! The setup is the same as a standard remote control helicopter toy. Except, you know, instead of a miniature Apache helicopter body or something, the…

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