SHOES: Sweet Kicks!
Research suggests that many drunken online purchases include a pair of shoes or a shoe accessory. If that's what you people want, then here's whole post full of some epic kicks for you to rock this summer! We've also got…
Non-Evil Monkey Pillows
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…
Sock Monkey Wine Holder
Wine Monkey! That funky monkey! A lot of us had a sock monkey when we were young children. The sock monkey makes a great companion for kids but we're all grown up now and that sock monkey's ready to party…
EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace
2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…
Gorilla Prisoner Costume
Put yourself in a cage this Halloween! This hilarious costume gives the illusion that you're being held prisoner in a cage by a (presumably hostile) gorilla! There are two fundamental approaches to a Halloween costume. One is to do it…
Angelic Harambe Shirt
It's of the utmost importance to our future as social beings that we never forgot Harambe the gorilla and his ultimate sacrifice. This t-shirt present a beautiful rendering of Harambe as a winged angel, seated atop a pixelated cloud and…
Life Size Bigfoot Statue
Stop spending so much time in the woods looking for Bigfoot - you can get one right here! This life-sized sasquatch statue stands around 6 feet tall and is hand-cast from real crushed stoned that's bonded together with a designer quality…
Blowing Monkey Nail Polish Dryer
Why blow on your own fingernails when a cute little monkey buddy will do it for you? This battery-powered nail dryer is super cheap, so a lot of the people who buy it don't seem to realize that it's even…
Gone Squatchin Shirt
Listen, there's no way all the people who pretend to think Bigfoot is real actually believe that Bigfoot is real. They probably just really, really like camping. Like, they probably want to be camping so much that other people think…
Monkey Farts Fragrance Oil
Everybody loves monkeys! Probably not enough to want to sit around and smell their farts but that's okay because this doesn't smell like actual monkey farts. Monkey Farts is a fragrance with a very fruity and tropical vibe, some banana…
Smoking Monkey clock
drunkMall doesn’t endorse smoking cigarettes but monkeys doing people things is the height of comedy, so, we’ll forgive the square. We still have questions. Like, is this monkey a Shriner? And how exactly is this a clock? We can answer…
Screaming Flingshot Monkey
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…