Tea Making Alarm Clock
Save time and energy at the start of your day with this combination tea maker and alarm clock! It actually makes the tea for you automatically! Ready for the best part? Okay, the machine boils water and dispenses it into the…
Ice Cream Sandwich Bench
It's an indoor bench designed to look like a classic ice cream sandwich! Does furniture get any cooler than this? No, it does not. Perhaps the best thing about this bench is that it almost looks like just a normal piece…
Nightmare Before Christmas Cardigan
Stay warm out there, Halloween Town! Take a classic Fair Isle style cardigan, give it The Nightmare Before Christmas treatment and you get this magnificent black and white sweater that's perfect for fall! The Nightmare Before Christmas sweater features suitable…
Pillow Rocks
Comfortable head rests that resemble the literal definition of discomfort: rocks! For fans of geology, volcanoes and they even kinda look like moon rocks a little bit so also outer space probably, it's stone pillows! Don't worry, they're soft. They…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Cat Lady Sweater
First impressions are important. It's all about communication, broadcasting relevant information as clearly and efficiently as possible. Fashion can do a lot, here. Naturally, you can't always judge a book by it's cover. But it's also safe to say that…
Dripping Clock
Time keeps on drippin' into the future! Like a surrealist painting come to life, this trippy clock hangs over the edge of a shelf as if it had been liquified by intense heat or as though the very fabric of…
Donut Coffee Warmer
Keep that hot cup of coffee hot with a warming plate that looks like a donut! You know how it is... You've got your fresh cup of joe and pretty much as soon as you get it back to your…
New Year’s Resolution Mugshot Board
Every New Year's Eve Party should have these mugshot boards on hand! Each set comes with 20 cards (you get 2 of each "serial number" with matching commentary under the resolution space) and the glittery border is NOT real glitter.…
Mommy Time Art Print
Art is weird. Susan Copich has made a name for herself by creating these photo pieces, which are, shall we say, polarizing. Hit up the reviews section for any of her work on Amazon and you'll find amateur critics with very…
Chocolate Matcha Cookies
It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…
Pillow for Your Boobs
Get you a titty pillow! Everyone thinks it's all fun and games and Instagram likes when you've got a huge rack but turns out there are some downsides. In addition to middle-aged dudes with sports cars thinking they've got like…