Bring the stars inside with your very own home planetarium! Gazing at the night sky has filled mankind with curiosity and inspiration for thousands and thousands of years. Something about looking out at that endless field of twinkling lights really…
When it's lit, it's lit! And the party is always lit with glowing eyeglasses in the room! Glow up and stand out from the crowd with these party glasses. A thin wire of light wraps around the outer edges of…
How cool does this lighting look? You may be amazed at how easy it is to install a setup like this in your own home. Pick any room with a decent amount of furniture (like a TV room) and all…
It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…
Showers are so boring. You stand there and clean yourself while staring at the wall or rereading the shampoo bottle for the ten thousandth time or spacing out and thinking about that time you unknowingly came out of the bathroom…
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
These shoes are L-O-U-D! Not recommended for shy folks, this pair of Electric Styles' High-Top Bolts will have you spending the night walking on top of your very own LED light show! You've got twelve different modes to choose from: seven static colors or…
Add a touch of electric color to your next cocktail party with LED light cocktail cups! The cups are tall and slender, like the glasses found in trendy cocktail lounges, except these are made from hard plastic because we don't…
You don't have to own pizzeria to buy an LED version of a classic neon "PIZZA" sign online right now. But you should be aware that drunk people will show up at your house or apartment looking for pizza if…
Bike safety has never been such a party! The Monkey Light is a system of 32 individual LED lights that can be programmed to shine in 16 different colors in 42 different themes for literally hundreds of possible combinations. And…
It's time to address the lack of animated LED t-shirts in your wardrobe. You probably don't even have any regular shirts with rockets on them either, which is also a problem. Today's your lucky day! Depicting a powerful rocket launch scene…
The Trinity Schill Kill is drunkMall's favorite band making music today. If you like early Prince and Bad/Dangerous-era Michael Jackson, you've gotta check 'em out and there's no better time than right now because they just dropped their first…