Make Em Cry tote bag
Opposites attract! No matter how savage a person is, there will always be another person who falls head over heels for 'em. We've all seen it - that's just the way it is! "Treat 'em mean, make 'em cry," is a…
Super Mario Phone Pouch
Need a new purse? This ain't it. Fashion and function don't always travel hand-in-hand. (Seriously, have you ever even seen a fashion show? Nobody's wearing most of that BS.) But sometimes fashionable items do serve a purpose. Technically, this bag is…
Fuck Off sweater
Fashion meets function! If you had to sum up the Tumblr generation with one equation, you could go with exaggerated cuteness + antisocial irony. Right? Like, "Yes, I spent three hours to look this way and, no, don't you dare…
Sushi Candy in a Box
Making the decision between having sushi and having candy is always so difficult... Why not have both?! Assuming this isn't one of the first fifty websites you've ever seen, you've probably already figured out that this product comes from Japan, land…
Unicorn Bandages
Each box of Enchanted Unicorn Bandages contains 15 large, sterile latex strip bandages. But these aren't your everyday boo-boo bandages! Oh no! These have extra Unicorn Power* and rainbows and sparkly stars! Whether you fell off your skateboard or had…
Wide-Eyes Contact Lenses
Here's some more of that kawaii action! These are also known as "circle lenses" and, if you look at the photo closely, you can see that there is a thick, dark border all the way around the "iris" part of…
Pepperoni Pizza Nipple Pasties
Did that picture get your attention? You're damn right it did. There's just something about pizza - everybody seems to like it! The fine people over at Pastease love pizza so much, they decided to make pepperoni pizza pasties! Now, maybe…
Grumpy Care Bear sticker
Of the ten original Care Bears (and don't even pretend like any other Care Bears matter), Grumpy Bear is 100% the best bear. Every other bear was basically the same, happy bear! Grumpy Bear is the only Care Bear with…
Purple Rhinestone Tongue Phone
It's faaaabulouuuuuussss!!! Forget about sexting. Take it back to the old school with some hot and heavy breathing over a landline. Okay, okay... You don't have to get all Miss Jackson if you nasty with the mouth phone if you…
Pokeball Shifter Knob
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
Popsicle Phone Case
Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…
Pixelated Super Mario sweater
Did someone sneak special mushrooms on our pizza? Because we are TRIPPING OUT over this sweater! Super Mario Bros. is what's up, it's what's always been up and it's what always will be up. Super Mario forever! Smoke all those…