Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
Scorpion Jacket
Hey, just so you know, because we’d hate for you to get this jacket and then find out about it: if you and Ryan Gosling’s character from Drive ever show up at the same party, there’s a slight chance you could be…
Dried Carolina Reaper hot peppers
Listen, there is an almost 0% chance that you need to buy this product. We highly recommend that you do not, in fact. In 2013, the Carolina Reaper held the Guinness World Record for heat, peaking at 2.2 million Scoville…
Moog Werkstatt-01 Analog Synthesizer kit
Today’s #BlackoutFriday Countdown item is one of the greatest things we’ve ever seen! Analog synthesizers are so much more fun than using software to make music. You don’t even have to know what anything does because you can just pick…
T-Stand: versatile tablet stand
What’s your favorite shape? Did you say rectangle? If you did, it would make a lot of sense, considering you spend most of your waking life, including this very moment, staring at one kind of glowing rectangle or another. If you…
2-in-1 Beanbag Chair and Bed
Remember that enormous “beanbag” we posted a while back? That thing’s incredible and a person could for sure sleep on it if they wanted. This beanbag* is a little more snug when it comes to seating more than one person. However,…
“Knight’s Armor” Visored Helmet Hoodie
We’re getting our #BlackoutFriday Countdown started with a bang! We expected to be sent one of these when we finally win the Internet. But now that we’re making our own money, we can fulfill our destiny right now and grab…
Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks
On one hand, this is indulgence on a decadent level. On the other hand, eh, yeah, there is no other hand but we’d love to get our hands on some of these toothpicks! “Steeped with six-year-old barrel aged KY straight…
On the Rocks Tumblers with Ice Ball Makers
There sure has been an ice revolution these past few years. We can’t get a cocktail that costs more than $10 without waiting an extra five minutes for someone to turn a solid cube of artisanal ice into a perfect…
tile: Bluetooth Trackers
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…
Cargo Pocket hoodie
Carrying a backpack everywhere makes people look like drug dealers. For real. If you’re cool with that, hey, fine. But for the rest of us, we have to find other ways to lug all our gear around. Which is why…
‘90s “Jazz Design” Boat Shorts
Remember these cups? They’ve made such a huge comeback that now people (apparently) want to have the same design on their clothing. That’s understandable. You know, look at the type of things people will get tattooed on themselves. Wait- Does…