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Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle

Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle

There's nothing cuddlier than a giant marshmallow mascot man, as long as you don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry... We first met the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the original Ghostbusters and, if you remember correctly, the…

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All I Care About mug

All I Care About mug

Coffee mugs are a window to the soul. That's why everyone in the office is protective of their mug. It means something to them, which is pretty disturbing when you think about how many Garfield lovers you've worked with over…

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Towel Warmer

Towel Warmer

This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…

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Showerhead with Built-In Wireless Speaker

Showerhead with Built-In Wireless Speaker

Are you tired of taking the same old shower? It's, like, ugh, eeeevery day you get in the saaaame shower and there's, like, water in there and soap and shampoo and you just stand there, cleaning yourself while you space…

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Bourbon Barrel Aged Bacon Roses

Bourbon Barrel Aged Bacon Roses

Flowers, jewelry, kale shakes... Those kinds of gifts only work on a certain type of person. The rest of us are typically classified as "difficult to shop for" but that's not really true. We just like different things, like avoiding…

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Eye of Sauron Necklace

Eye of Sauron Necklace

There are two ways of looking at this Eye of Sauron pendant. One, after the destruction of the Ring and Sauron's defeat, his fall was so great that it allowed his all-seeing eye to be captured and locked away in this…

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Junk Food Socks

Junk Food Socks

Calling all snack queens! Here we have eight pair of the most deliciously decadent footwear imaginable: women's ankle socks with all-over prints of various foods of varying indulgence! You've got your cookies and ice cream, your pancakes and snack cakes, your…

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Fuck Off Sweater

Fuck Off sweater

Fashion meets function! If you had to sum up the Tumblr generation with one equation, you could go with exaggerated cuteness + antisocial irony. Right? Like, "Yes, I spent three hours to look this way and, no, don't you dare…

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Pepper Spray Blaster

Pepper Spray Blaster

Deliver up to two shots of exceedingly powerful pepper spray with this blaster gun! Fitted with front and rear sights to improve accuracy over a cylindrical sprayer, the PepperBlaster is capable of sending a blast thirteen feet in just 1/10 of a…

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Sushi Candy in a Box

Sushi Candy in a Box

Making the decision between having sushi and having candy is always so difficult... Why not have both?! Assuming this isn't one of the first fifty websites you've ever seen, you've probably already figured out that this product comes from Japan, land…

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Megapack of 100 Assorted Stickers

Megapack of 100 Random Stickers

Stickers are actually used as a form of currency in some countries that exist in our imagination because we totally fabricated the first twelve words of this sentence because we think it would be funny if they were true. They…

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Stroopwafels

Stroopwafels

This is everything dessert is supposed to be. The Dutch did a pretty good job of keeping stroopwafels to themselves for a long time but the secret is out! What's a stroopwafel? Well, the word literally means "syrup waffle" and that's basically…

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