Just because the whole nation is screwed doesn't mean you can't get screwed, too! Whether the Oval Office is manned by a donkey or dumbo, you've still gotta get yours on a Saturday night. So what's the move? Fire up…
There isn't even anything to say about this. Like, now you know this exists. That's it. You probably didn't know this exists and now you do. We've certainly never seen anything like this, ever. But now we have. You could…
Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…
Sure! Why not? Ronald Reagan was a crappy actor and he got to be president, so why not Ye? He’s already great at pissing everyone off and not caring what they think about it, so that part of the job…
See that cover? Yeah, it’s like that. Coloring books are going through a weird transformation right now. The yoga pants, juice cleanse, brunch crowd decided coloring is a healthy and relaxing activity for adults. Who knows? Whatever. It’s brought about…
Before smartphones and digital cameras, before Instagram and Tumblr, we had disposable cameras. If you weren’t there, you may think this seems like a stupid idea. Pop back down and learn something. Disposable cameras were social media before social media.…
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, it might be full of candy but the only way to find out is to hit it over and over with a stick. Life is also a lot like a bachelorette…
Can everyone please start dressing like it’s the year 2016 already?! The future is bunk. The closest thing we have to flying cars is Uber surge pricing throwing our money out the window. Hoverboards? More like “have I told you that…
Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…
Ah, it’s like the first day of drunkMall all over again! Blah blah blah “epic”.... blah blah blah “one true god”... blah blah blah “this here mousepad represents a symbol of my individuality”... You know the drill. Here’s the thing about Nicolas Cage…
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
Scraping ice off a windshield sucks on LEVELS! You’re almost guaranteed to cut your hand without even realizing it because it’s so cold your hand is numb. Then, the best part is getting back in the car and realizing that,…