Solar-Powered Fan Hat
Keeping a slight breeze on your forehead has never been easier! Spending the day outside in the hot hot sun? You were probably going to wear a hat anyway, so put on this cap and the solar panels will power…
Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher
Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…
Cloud Connected Egg Tray
If you're one of those people who remember to make a grocery list before going to the store, hey, good for you. Congratulations on having your life in order. Meanwhile, you'll find the rest of us standing in the front…
Banana Phone Case
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring: Bananaphone! There's nothing else to even say about this phone case. It's a bananaphone! You know what bananaphone is, right?! If you don't, damn, sorry about your childhood. It's from a children's song by…
American Flag Cornhole Bags
Summer is coming on fast! It's the season of backyard cookouts - with the grill going all day, cold beers getting crushed and casual (low effort) games of sport - but it's also the season of patriotism. You've got Independence…
Sonic Beer Head Enhancer
Beer on tap is very different from beer served at home from a can or a bottle. Breweries of famous draft beers, like Guinness, Boddingtons and Murphy's, have found ways to bring a draft-like head to beers served from specially designed cans by…
Donald Trump Voodoo Doll
Can Donald Trump be stopped? Some of the talking heads on television say he can, some say he can't. The truth is, none of them can be sure of what they're saying and only time will tell. There isn't a…
Gone Squatchin Shirt
Listen, there's no way all the people who pretend to think Bigfoot is real actually believe that Bigfoot is real. They probably just really, really like camping. Like, they probably want to be camping so much that other people think…
Bacon Print Duct Tape
So here's a thing we let happen in our generation. On top of allowing "literally" to some-crazy-how wind up officially flip-flopping harder than HRC to mean the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean, we let people refer to…
Faded NASA T-Shirt
If you've got the right look, pretending to work for NASA is pretty easy to pull off when you're at a bar where nobody knows you. Do with that information what you will. Just sayin'. NASA put humans on the…
Flavored Coffee Lip Pouches
At first, this seemed like an unnecessarily disgusting solution to a problem that nobody has. Namely, how can we make coffee consumption less like drinking something from a cup and more like packing a wad of tobacco in your lip?…
Retro Mobile Phone Case
These kids out here today don't know the struggle. When you wanted to look like a TruE pLaYa in the late '80s and early '90s, you had to walk around with a mobile phone roughly the size of a human…