Shower Boobs
Everyone knows a shower is better when boobs are in it. Ask any woman who's showered with a lover how much attention their boobs got in the shower. Case closed. Now that we've established that, how'd you like to have a…
Sea Captain Hat
Oh captain, my captain! If you want to hear these words being screamed in your bedroom then owning a captain's hat would be a step in the right direction. Hang this naval captain's cap on the bedpost and it'll always…
Fart Stopping Underwear
Farts happen. Honestly, it's pretty remarkable that we've advanced as far as we have with both society and technology without more effort put forth to solve problems that have been around before civilization itself. Like farts in public. We've all…
Hip Hop Frog
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…
Trivial Pursuit: 90s Edition
So you love to play trivia games but your window of knowledge is pretty much narrowed to a ten year period of time? We got your back. Trivial Pursuit is a mainstay of the board game shelf. If you've ever…
Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…
EXCLUSIVE: Disturbing and Creepy Works of Art for Sophisticated People
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Classic Run DMC Shirt
It's like that and that's the way it is! Because the Run DMC logo is one of those things that's been copied to death over the years, it's worth reminding everyone that it's more than a logo. Honestly, as far…
Fake Phone Flask
If they come out with real phones that hold alcohol then that will be a great day but until then, we've got this. It's a flask designed to resemble an extremely common brand of smartphone that we probably aren't supposed…
Armpit Air Conditioner
Don't let armpit sweat get the best of you this summer! Personal hygiene is incredibly important to an individual's social standing. Remember the weird smelling kid in 10th grade? Not very popular, right? Right. But pit sweat seems unstoppable. It's…
Hall & Oates Heavy Metal Snapback
Hall & Oates are so metal. Like, you don't even know how metal Hall & Oates are. Because heavy metal, for the most part, is a genre built on precision. Take those first three Metallica albums, for example. (Yes, the…
Emoji Golf Balls
Bring some fun personality into the most Dad sport of all time with emoji golf balls! Have you ever wondered why golfers wear eccentric plaid pants and goofy hats with furry balls on top of them? Yeah, we don't really know…