The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…
They got a few good cartoons these days. Maybe even more than a few but if you stack up what they're putting out today against the cartoon shows 90s kids had to choose from - it's no contest! Honestly, most…
This is the worst game ever made. Hey, calm down. We're not saying that. The manufacturer of the game says it! Wow... Can't believe you were gonna be a bitch like that and go try to tell on us. Maybe…
Build your own little piece of Springfield! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Mart is here in LEGO kit form for you to recreate a fan favorite location from The Simpsons! The Kwik-E-Mart LEGO kit comes with over 2000 individual pieces, so this is not…
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
Hit up the spot dressed like a fan favorite from Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star! That dumbass starfish is always sporting these shorts when getting into trouble with his best friend Spongebob Squarepants. Now you can wear the shorts too! If you had…
Everyone should own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt at some point in their lives. And that point in life was about 30 years ago, right in the middle of the 1980s. Or whenever you were a small child, if any "olds"…
Listen up, buttmunchers! These special edition Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens are the real deal. Black and blue leather, treaded soles and yellow stitching complement the kickass cartoon graphics of '90s anti-heroes Beavis and Butthead getting metal as hell in London!…
Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
There's never been a better time in history to be obsessed with becoming a Disney princess! Cosplay is so totally in right now and Disney is on top of their game as always, so you'd assume that clever folks (*cough*…
Actions speak louder than words - unless you're reading comic books! Let everyone know how close they are to receiving a karate kick in the head by wearing these socks... Every fangirl and fanboy of vintage comics will recognize these action…
Protect the sofa in your home from being dreadfully boring with some lovely throw pillow covers paying tribute to individual character from the massively successful Avengers movie franchise! The pillows shown here are only three of the eleven designs available, first of…