Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
It’s a good thing Kim Kardashian’s ass never did break the Internet because if that had happened then you’d probably never find out about this pool float.
That’s right. Like a fame groupie’s dream come to life, you can now glide around in the pool while laying on a float modeled after one of (if not the) most famous butts on the planet!
Now if you want to know more details about this product, well, you’re shit out of luck. Here’s literally all the information available on the web page for it:
- it’s a pool float that’s supposed to look like Kim K’s ass wearing a thong
- it ships in June
- it costs $98
No info on the materials or size of the float. No clever copy coercing you to make that purchase. Just a famous person selling their ass to fans because they’ll buy it and why the fuck not.