If you've been on the Internet any time in the past decade (hint: you have), then the chances are astronomically high that you've read a story or seen footage of Bill Murray doing something that proves he's not only not…
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There are adult coloring books and then there are adult coloring books. This is the second kind. Oh, you don't know what that means because we literally just used the same exact words to describe two different things? Fine, we'll break…
It's a skill many claim to possess but few often do - the science and art of eating out. You may say, "Now, drunkMall, don't give me any of that business. I've been eating out for my entire life and…
Unicorns ARE jerks! Think about it. Have you seen Mean Girls? Okay, those were some pretty ruthless bitches in that movie, right? Right. Now imagine if those mean popular girls were literally mythological creatures. And they knew it. And they were…
You've probably already figured out that life isn't a series of orderly events carrying us on a path from birth to death with every stop along the way making perfect sense. But you may be surprised to realize just how…
This short story could have been written by a dyslexic 5th grader and it would still have to be better than at least half the books on the New York Times Bestseller list for 2015. It's all about that premise, man.…
Knowledge is like a sharp sword. Or at least that sounds like some smart shit from some 1500 year old samurai poem. It probably is. Keep the books on your shelf orderly in a unique way with a set of…
Despite what the movies would have us believe, you don't have to know hundreds of magic spells or the hidden location of ancient buried treasure to jot things down in a sick leather-bound journal with mystical creatures on the cover. Ask…
Boobs are good! This book is full of good boobs. Page after page of boobs, boobs, boobs - in 3D! That's right - using the absolute latest in 3D technology from the 1800s, The Big Book of Breasts brings all…
There are a lot of people out there who fantasize about being rich but never even try to do or create something that could make that happen. Intimidation? Maybe. Fear of failure? Could be. Laziness? Almost definitely. Sure, there are…
Think about this: How much older than you are right now were your parents when they had you? It's probably not that much of an age gap, if there is one at all. Okay, now ask yourself if you're going…