EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…
Corona Cooler
Keep cans of Corona in a giant can of Corona! It's a mini-fridge mas fina! Weighing just ten pounds, this is one very portable fridge. It even has a convenient carrying handle on top disguised as the tab on the…
Automatic Beer Pong Ball Rinser
Everyone could use a little help keeping their balls clean! The world's FIRST portable beer pong ball washer is here and it's called The Clean Cup. Keep this automatic beer pong ball washer near the beer pong table - whether…
EXCLUSIVE: New Beers Resolutions
This one's for everybody who made a realistic resolution for 2017. Take all that "new mind, new body, new you" hooey and stuff it, okay, folks? Everybody knows the stats on how busy gyms are in February compared to January and…
Larry David Coasters
It's an important question in life and, as usual, nobody is prepared to ask it as directly and often as Mr. Larry David: do you respect wood? Everyone with a fondness for (and respect of) high quality wooden furniture knows…
Double Beer Bong
Have you used one of those beer bottle bong attachments? They're intense. Basically, some PVC pipe and plastic tubing, combined with properties of physics that we don't understand, makes for a device that sends the entire contents of a bottle…
Beer Bread Mix
Bake a fresh loaf of bread at home using your favorite beer! Making bread from scratch isn't that big of a deal. Just hardly anyone does it because you've got to go to the grocery store anyways and they've got…
EXCLUSIVE: Not So Ugly Christmas Sweaters (And 1 Ugly One)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that but most of what people are calling "ugly" Christmas sweaters these days ain't all that ugly, if you ask us. Maybe you haven't been paying attention lately but the…
Big Red Cup
Nobody is saying that the red party cup isn't an icon. That's undeniable. But even legends have flaws and the red plastic cup has a couple worth mentioning. First, it's plastic. That means it's too easy to break, in any…
The Dong Bong
It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…
Six Pack Christmas Cards
Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…
Spock Koozie
Set phasers to fun! Sitting around the house, strolling around your favorite convention, even cruising at warp speed through the final frontiers of space - enjoy your favorite adult or non-adult canned beverages in stylish koozie paying tribute to Mr. Spock of…