Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…
Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…
Humans don't deserve dogs. They're the greatest. No matter what stupid shit you did at work that day or who thinks you're the worst person they've ever met, if you take good care of a dog then that creature will…
It takes balls to ride a bicycle at night - tail light balls! Every cyclist knows that night rides require certain safety precautions. Visibility is key. Reflective clothing, stick-on plastic reflectors for the bike... Those are good. You should probably…
Now THAT is a big balloon! Many times when people report having seen a UFO, the "official" explanation is that a weather balloon was in the area and happened to catch the moonlight just right and look all extraterrestrial-ish and…
You know that movie Moneyball? This has nothing to do with that. It's a miniature basketball with an all-over print of various US currency denominations. Why? Uh, you have any idea how much money an NBA player makes? They don't even…
You don't have to be a pool shark to run this table but you'd probably regret it in the morning! This set of shot glasses features a full rack of shot glasses that each represent one of the balls in a…
Bring some fun personality into the most Dad sport of all time with emoji golf balls! Have you ever wondered why golfers wear eccentric plaid pants and goofy hats with furry balls on top of them? Yeah, we don't really know…
It makes sense, really. Squeezing a boob was probably one of the first things you ever did to deal with stress when you were only an infant. Now that you're older, there won't always be a boob on hand when…
Take that inter-office war back to The Middle Ages with a little catapult action! Operating with the same mechanisms that helped angry hordes storm the castle walls for centuries, this miniature catapult is under a foot tall and weighs…
Name one thing that wouldn't be better if it had balls. That's right, you can't! Huh, what's that? Didn't quite hear you there? No, YOU'RE a post on a website that it would be pointless to try talking to with…
