Faceless Watch
Finally! There's no reason for a watch to have a face in 2016. Think about it. What is a watch? It's literally a clock, shrunk down and strapped to a person's wrist. That is Stone Age technology, at this point.…
Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…
EXCLUSIVE: Disturbing and Creepy Works of Art for Sophisticated People
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Classic Candy Flavors Lip Balm
Yo, sweet lips! People say lip balm is an addiction and they say that about the boring stuff... So please be careful with these flavors because they're some of the tastiest and most iconic flavors in existence, ones most of…
Wireless Shot Clocks
Put a stop to never-ending beer pong games by bringing in a very useful tool from the great sport of basketball: shot clocks! You know the scene. House party with a beer pong table and not much else for sporting…
Classic Run DMC Shirt
It's like that and that's the way it is! Because the Run DMC logo is one of those things that's been copied to death over the years, it's worth reminding everyone that it's more than a logo. Honestly, as far…
Fake Phone Flask
If they come out with real phones that hold alcohol then that will be a great day but until then, we've got this. It's a flask designed to resemble an extremely common brand of smartphone that we probably aren't supposed…
Pikachu Snapback Hat
In all fairness, Pokemon never really went anywhere. But W-O-W did the release of Pokemon Go bring us straight back to peak '90s Pokemon hysteria! There's no way you're reading these words on The Internet right now and you haven't…
Beach Spike Cup Holders
Ah, yes, a well-deserved day at the beach! The sun and sand, the crashing waves... What a way to relax! Speaking of relaxation, you'll be having beverages, no doubt. And one thing the beach doesn't have is cupholders. Whether you're…
Irish Chocolate Truffles
Oh, it's like a dream come true! Chocolate probably isn't high on the list of things you think of when someone mentions Ireland but it's a Hell of a lot closer to Switzerland than Hershey, Pennsylvania - and everyone knows…
Starry Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow Cover
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Armpit Air Conditioner
Don't let armpit sweat get the best of you this summer! Personal hygiene is incredibly important to an individual's social standing. Remember the weird smelling kid in 10th grade? Not very popular, right? Right. But pit sweat seems unstoppable. It's…