Arthur Fist Sweatpants
When you didn't want to spend any more money on clothes but that drunk shopping website just posted the dankest sweatpants of all time... It's the Arthur fist jogging pants! Okay, if you have no idea what you're looking at…
Easy Back Shaver
Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…
Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder
Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…
Giant Connect Four
All the fun you had as a kid, jumbo sized to compete with your bigger adult life! We've said it many times before, if you want to entertain a drunk adult, pretty much all you have to do is give…
Beatrix Kiddo Jumpsuit
Now that's a power suit! Take a cue from Beatrix Kiddo (who was definitely taking a cue from the master, Bruce Lee) and rock this badass yellow bodysuit with a wide black band up the sides and down the arms.…
Hello Kitty Ice Cube Tray
Oh no, it's too cute! Make it stop! Hello Kitty has been non-stop ramming adorable products down our throats for, what, forty years at this point? (Yeah, that's real. Look it up.) Well, you shouldn't be surprised. This is yet…
Chocolate Matcha Cookies
It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…
Pillow for Your Boobs
Get you a titty pillow! Everyone thinks it's all fun and games and Instagram likes when you've got a huge rack but turns out there are some downsides. In addition to middle-aged dudes with sports cars thinking they've got like…
Cthulhu Leggings
Up from the depths of R'lyeh come these wicked Cthulhu leggings! Now, if you want to get technical about it, the manufacturer doesn't call these "cthulhu leggings" but we'd recognize that great Old One anywhere. Look at that monster -…
Kitchen Tablet Holder
Hang that tablet up at eye level, away from the huge mess you're making trying to follow that recipe you found on Pinterest! Cooking at home has never been easier than it is today. We have all sorts of sweet…
Vodka Bottle Phone Case
The official phone case of everyone who should have their phone taken away and locked in a box as soon as the Sun goes down! Drunk dialing (and texting) is a very real problem. Honestly, that's the entire reason for…